FENOMENA “BURUNG APER??”

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Since iklan kat tv tu ditayangkan..macam2 versi dah ader keluar.. anak sedara aku umur 2 tahun pun sama dah terikut tanya soalan camtuh.. "ini aper?? ini aper?? ini aper??
hahaha..

1977
====
Anak:Abah, tu
burung ape?
Bapak:Burung Murai, nakk..
Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak :
Burung Murai
Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung
aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung
aper?

KEDEGANGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! (Sibapak tampor)

Anak :
HuaaaaaaHuaaaaaaaHuaaaaaaa!!(meleleh air mata)
Bapak : Besok kalu Tuhan
kasik b et ul-b
et ul telinga kao tuli baru kao tahu! (Sebutan era
70-an) Udah!!! Jgn permainkan orang
tua-tua tak
bagus!
……………………………………………….

2007

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Bapak:Amin,
tu burung ape?
Anak:Burung Murai, ayah….
Bapak : Burung aper?
Anak :
Burung Murai
Bapak : Aa aa yer burung Murai.
Anak : Eh!!Kenaper abah tak
ulang-ulang tanyer?   Mas ih power
telinga abah ni yer.
Bapak : Yerla! Ingat bapak tuli
ker……. Mas a dulu kalu arwah datuk
kamu panggil abah suruh ke kedai ke aper, sekali panggil jer abah dah
nyah ut. Abah tak berani nak wat
pura-pura tuli macam ngko selalu buat tue. Barangkali itulah yang jadi
barakahnyer, jadi telinga abah ni Tuhan kasi klear sampai sekarang.

………………………………………………………………………….

2020
====
Anak:Abah,
tu burung ape?
Bapak:Burung Murai, nakk..
Anak : Burung ape??
Bapak :
Burung Murai..
Anak : Burung ape??
Bapak : Burung bapak…
Anak : Bapak
ape???
Bapak : Bapak kau..
Anak : ?????????

*moral: Hormati la
orang tua kamu..

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Introduction to Forex Trading

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The 1971 abandonment of the Bretton Woods Accord
and the subsequent unwinding of the system of fixed exchange rates gave
rise to the foreign exchange market as we know it today.

Forex refers to the foreign exchange market, where brokerage
firms and banks are connected over an electronic network that allows
them to convert the currencies of countries around the globe.

The forex market is the largest and most liquid financial market in the
world. The daily dollar volume of currencies traded in the currency
market exceeds $1.9 trillion, many times larger than the combined
volume of all U.S. equities and futures markets.

While forex trading used to be executed exclusively between
government central banks and commercial and investment banks, trading
forex has become increasingly accessible to private investors thanks to
the PC and internet.

The most commonly traded currencies are the US Dollar,
Japanese Yen, Euro, British Pound, Swiss Franc, Canadian Dollar and
Australian Dollar. The FX market runs 24-hour hours a day, 5 days a
week with continuous access to global dealers. Trading is not
centralized on a physical location or an exchange, as with the stock
and futures markets.

Foreign Exchange is the simultaneous buying of one currency and selling
of another. Currencies are traded in pairs, for example Euro/US Dollar
(EUR/USD) or US Dollar/Japanese Yen (USD/JPY).

For example, you would execute a trade when you expect the
currency you are buying to increase relative to the one you are
selling. If the currency you are buying increases in value, you must
sell the other currency to close the position and take a profit. The
first currency in the pair is called the base currency and the second
is called the counter or quote currency. Usually the US currency is the
base currency and quotes are given in $1 USD per counter currency, e.g.
USD/JPY. The exceptions are the British Pound, the Euro and the
Australian Dollar.

Understanding forex quotes: 1 unit of the base curreny = the exchange
rate in the quote currency. Eg if EUR/USD is trading at 1.2762, 1 Euro
will buy you 1.2762 Dollars.

Understanding contract size in forex trading: The contract
size is normally a lot of 100,000. This means per standard contract you
are controling 100,000 units of each pair, so if you are buying eur/usd
you would be buying 100,000 euro’s and selling 100,000 dollars
simultaneously. For this contract size, each pip (the smallest price
increment) is worth $10. Many firms offer mini accounts now where you
can trade units of 10,000, where the pip value is $1.

Trading the Forex market allows very low margin requirements relative to other markets.


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